I KNOW you have a microphone or headset
So why don't you leave a message? Yes, without picking up the phone OR having the fear of actually having to speak to me, you can click the nifty little widget below and leave a message for me. Make sure to say something nice.
Oops. Turns out this works completely differently from how I thought it did. You will need a cell or landline phone, and no mic or headset is necessary. I can't tell if that's more or less convenient for the average reader of this post. My guess is "less".
